15 yr old andrew scott enthusiast
i hate in movies when there’s a guy at a bar and a woman next to him makes a raunchy joke or orders a beer and the camera flashes to his pleasantly surprised face because he has found a woman who is Cool and Can Hang and he never knew women could be Chill like that before and you just know they’re gonna have a boring romantic plot even though she definitely deserves better
(via jimmriarty)
*remembers im attracted to men* unfortunate
*remembers i’m attracted to girls too” phew
(via jimmriarty)
i just want to kiss a cute girl @god is that too much to ask for?????/ u can create a fuckin flood to kill off the human race but u can’t send a cute gay girl my way????? fake as hell, blocked and reported
(via jimmriarty)
Babe did you fall from heaven bc you seem to be a chaotic ever shifting sphere of eyes & wings making a sound not of this earth and I’m kind of hoping God sent you because this is terrifying
(via keepburningreaper)
how can I get payed for being gay and oversharing because those are my only skills
slam poetry
i’m also uncreative and can’t rhyme what do i do in that case
Slam poetry
(via lilskeletonprince)